fallontonight:

abbythenormalone:

me at the beginning of the semester:

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me in the middle of the semesterimage

me at the end of the semester:

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me after i take my last final:

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The story of a true champion.

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this blog is brought to you by the letter queue

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

(via gingerjosiah)


susanivanovas:

true friendship is willfully making someone’s emotional devastation over fictional characters worse

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wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS

IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

(via iminyourmindallday)


shortcuttothestars:

assilikesbowties:

today’s been the first proper warm day in finland this year

men walking around shirtless

women sunbathing in bikinis

everyone complaining about how hot it is

it’s 17°C

Literally this xD Denmark is exactly the same, 18 degress on Sunday and I started complaining about how hot it was

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gingerhaze:

i feel like this dress is sending a message but I’m not sure what it is

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mormander:

actual-willsmith:

deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raisedthrough the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

chillin out literally, relaxing all cool
and trying to bring an end to the White Witch’s rule

it started when a couple of kids who were up to no good
started poking in a wardrobe that led to the woods
polly got stuck and Digory got scared
and he said “I’m going to save you, because I really do care”

mormander:

actual-willsmith:

deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

chillin out literally, relaxing all cool

and trying to bring an end to the White Witch’s rule

it started when a couple of kids who were up to no good

started poking in a wardrobe that led to the woods

polly got stuck and Digory got scared

and he said “I’m going to save you, because I really do care”

(via itiebitiebrittney)


asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror

asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror

(via gingerjosiah)


so in a 4 am conversation with a boy he explained to my friend and I what boners are like and my friend was says to me after he leaves “the erection comments seemed so random maybe he brought it up because he had one right then” and I can’t stop laughing now


thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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starshine-automaton:

my-caliginous-romance:

theboywholikesfire:

The Snow Queen.In an Alternate timeline, Elsa’s sister, Anna, did not survive the ice blast. A few years later, her parents were killed in a powerful storm.The unfortunate events that transpired hardened her heart and made her hateful. She became a ruthless queen, enveloping her entire kingdom with endless snow.

narnia

OH

starshine-automaton:

my-caliginous-romance:

theboywholikesfire:

The Snow Queen.

In an Alternate timeline, Elsa’s sister, Anna, did not survive the ice blast. A few years later, her parents were killed in a powerful storm.

The unfortunate events that transpired hardened her heart and made her hateful. She became a ruthless queen, enveloping her entire kingdom with endless snow.

narnia

OH

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rtrixie:

In the post you’re about to make, replace cis/white/hetero/male people with the Jews and if the result sounds like something that could be straight out of Mein Kampf, you should probably reconsider your social justice blogging habits.

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skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

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niyruh:

shestag:

layourwearyheadtorest:

2farts2furious:

daaaamn

Shots fired

Slay

Damn

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