Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
(via psychoprism)
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I'm just a simple nerd trying to make my way in the universe. Trying my hardest not to grow up in the process.
someone told me in math I act like book 1 hermione
this is not good
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!
(via malenkayaa)
Counting cars is a mental exercise used in some cultures as a means of lulling oneself to sleep.
- In most depictions of the activity, the practitioner envisions an endless series of identical white cars jumping over a canyon, while counting them as they do so. The idea, presumably, is to induce boredom while occupying the mind with something simple, repetitive, and rhythmic, all of which are known to help humans sleep.
thordinson:aeromachia:sergeantprnz:
WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER
IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS
IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE
IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON
IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS
in love with this flower oh my god
I just noticed the GUARANTEED TO GROW part of the label brb dying
I just needed this back on my dash.
(via shellylikescats)
I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.
Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via larmoyante)
i’m just still so entertained by this
i really am
i want to put this on job applications
oh no is this making the rounds again help
(via je-suis-chaud)
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
(via neurologicanasthetic)
when people complain about great gatsby spoilers
THE BOOK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 88 YEARS
(via lds-warrior)
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to all the people who understand that it’s possible to be religious and still believe in science
BLESS^
(via lds-warrior)
(via bulbasaur-001)
TODAY AT GRADUATION A GIRLS NAME WAS COURTNEY COX I SCREAMED
today show choir did an assembly today and their song was called saucy sha-ZAM and that made me really happy
